You see, Def Jam: Fight for NY is a game about fantasies - hyper-specific fantasies that, taken to their limit, make for one of the most memorable licensed games of all time. Henry Rollins is my very best friend, and if he reads this article, I will disavow any knowledge of writing it. Then, he tells me to get my ass to the gym - because there’s always room for improvement. Near the end of the game, Henry Rollins uses these moves against me, creating an eternal saga of friendship in which Henry Rollins has trained me to defeat Henry Rollins, so he can congratulate me for defeating Henry Rollins. ![]() ![]() Rollins knows at least five major forms of combat, and demonstrates every single one in hazy prerendered videos where he uses over-the-top moves to break every bone in his opponent’s body.
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